Totally prepared for this. Said with confidence. Backed by absolutely nothing. This shirt is for the overconfident, undercaffeinated, and perpetually winging it. Sometimes looking like you've got it together is half of the battle( the other half is snacks).

Printed on soft, Comfort Colors cotton to help you fake it 'til you make it.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat