Mentally, I'm already home. Physically? Still here. Emotionally? Checked out around noon. This shirt is for those clock-watchers, Irish goodbye enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever RSVP'd with "maybe" and meant "no".

Printed on ultra soft Comfort Colors because if you're stuck somewhere you don't want to be, might as well be cozy about it.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat