Socializing? Meh. Snacks? Let's talk. This shirt says what you're thinking without making you say it out loud. Ideal for avoiding small talk and attracting fellow snackers. Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, it's soft enough to nap in and bold enough to start (only snack-related) conversations.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat