Glad I showed up for this. Said with a smile. Meant with deep, soul-crushing irony. This tee is for those moments when you're just thrilled to be present. For the times you went but maybe wish you didn't. Let the people around you know there's no place you'd rather be.

Printed on soft Comfort Colors cotton, it's your reward for existing in public today.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat