I don't believe in anything but comfort. Not horoscopes. Not hustle culture. Not that third cup of coffee fixing your life. Just soft, cozy tees that require zero faith...only vibes. This shirt is the hill we'll nap on. Printed on Comfort Colors, it's the perfect uniform for your quiet rebellion against hard shirts and high expectations.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat