You’ve got sparklers in one hand, a paper plate of questionable potato salad in the other, and absolutely zero interest in forced patriotism. That’s the spirit — or lack thereof — we’re celebrating with this tee.

"Chill The Forth Out" is your official uniform for dodging drama at the family BBQ, politely declining fireworks invitations, and embracing the most American of freedoms: doing absolutely nothing if you don’t feel like it.

Soft, sarcastic, and subtle enough to wear all summer — this shirt lets everyone know you’re festive enough, but mostly just here for the snacks and maybe a lawn chair nap.

• 100 % ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing - relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk & garment dyed
• Will not make you more extroverted

Care Instructions (how not to ruin your shirt):

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang like the responsible adult you pretend to be
• Do not iron directly on design (unless you love chaos)
• Avoid bleach, drama, and high heat